The Whole Enchilada

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Aminals – Get a dog!

Posted by wholeenchilada on February 5, 2008

Received this in an email from me mum. No one to give credit to for tes amusing content, or the images, so please let me know if you’re the owner, or know who is. Onward!

*Buy A Dog *

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it

–then buy a dog. 

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want 

–then buy a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn’t care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies

–then buy a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores .

–then buy a dog.

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn’t care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especi ally worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually
–then buy a dog.

But, on the other hand, if you want: 

Someone who will never come when You call,
ignores you totally when you come home,
leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you,
runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep,
and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness….

Now be honest, you thought I was going to say…. then marry a man.

Thanks for stopping by and stay tuned for more cute, fun and wacky aminal images. Past posts include: Aminals: A new category for those so-cute-it’s-sick pics! and Aminals Part Deux.


3 Responses to “Aminals – Get a dog!”

  1. Mom said

    Love this one and boy is it sooo true with the CAT!! Mum

  2. Hi just browesing around, looking over your site again. I love all the pic’s of course I see most of them before you get them. the bull pup up stairs from here makes me think a person on my marine site has just got a little girl bull pup and keeps posting pictures of the little creature. also was by Pet Smart the other day ans saw some one with a little one cute, Used to be a old guy lived next door to my Uncle who was squat with tattoo’s and a old big bull dog both looked alike, was scared of both. Dad

  3. Dog Lover said

    I Love Dogs!!! Don’t You???

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